a man asks "what in the name of satan is this?"
shoeplant
Batter is trapped on an island and chained to a tree
A ninja doing naughty things to a... grapefruit?
dude slobbering over a chick
the ultimate sassmaster radically snopping
"Something is legit wrong with me" said the eyeless bloody Pterodactyl in a baseball cap.
Hawkeye Initiative (Search in google if refrence needed)
Gay narwhal gets down in the deep blue for some KFC but has to settle for Burger King
sunflower hashbrown
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guy realizes an atm machine is not a toilet a little too late
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