head floats over giant millipede
Jesus is sad because his ice cream fell on the ground. It was his favorite flavor, mint chocolate chip.
A Person on Doodle or Die Creating a New Account with their Email Adress, only to realize that It's Public!
A girl in a kimono somehow represents "student loans" even though she is just staring into the distance and not giving any sort of reaction.
A ticket, which handily doubles up as a hammer!
A kazoo marching band.
A giant gun crosses the road.
hitlers deathstar eclipses the earth
Mickey Mouse became a pimp, Goofy became a pastor. They fought to the death.
Hella Jeff wants to know, wherefore art his Bromeo?
Einstein moonlighted as an obstetrician. They deliver babies. Bill Cosby was this in the Cosby Show.
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