waana try my new biological dildo?
A dancing cactus in a sombrero playing maracas
a quacking chicken loses it's left leg and is very happy about it. He's probably fucking high as a kite.
A cowboy awkwardly duel wielding pistols.
bad slave gurl
England wins! Gentleman with monocle: "I say." Gentleman with mustache and pipe: "My word."
a pink van with peace symbols for wheels and hair growing out of the grate.
A happy guy grinding his grit.
A man made of rubber. His name is apparently Bundy.
A boy really hope he does'nt catch the dread, only known as herpes, whilst he is drawing a blue erect penis.
Lies. Lonely exponentially older sexually confused immediate family members are chalk full of em..
chicks are fuckin' weird man
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