a man gets a pot pie from a popsicle made of piss. but what he doesn't know is that the pot pie is made from the mans murdered friend...
asteroids killing kawaii redhead girl
Cake god, sitting up on a cloud, holding an hourglass in one hand while hurling lightning down at the townsfolk. Also it is raining.
2 hot lesbians fondling each other
poor pink ponys legs have been stolen
Spiderman has cam out the closet and is now an entertainer/magician. He prances around stage in a top hat and walking stick.
Digglet with hair and moostache on his nose
sipping the coffee of wisdom
christmas fart
paedophile
Drugs will kill your dog
lolwut pear says "Damn you!"
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