mr. towel is way too cool for this shit
A man in a polo denying an angel.
first time butt secks
Mister Donuts
BLUE BUTT QUEST 2: REVENGE OF GREY BALL
batman
A noodle placed in a manner that makes it resemble the McDonald's arches.
Gabe Newell riding a bear.
Dad: "Don't touch the cactus!" Son: *inexplicably sucked towards cactus and sticks to said cactus* Dad: "You are dead to me."
chicken massacre
Perfect boobage
A guy in a pink bear suit getting hit in the nuts by a wheel.
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