a man with a laser sword whos jumping to a mountain where a giant blue snake sits which is smiling.
A turtle has just bitten off the leg of a fat man wearing a speedo. Tragic, really.
a wo/man is singing and i like this.
Nerd gettin really turned on by a red window
tits or gtfo
Happy sun watches Sad man drown.
a man murders a hooker with his massive boner
high woman says no thanks
Pleading mercy will not save the Minecraft man from this Creeper.
PICKLE HULK
A brown raptor with glasses and twigs stuck to its head eats a red stick man who bleeds oil
That lobster thing from Futurama is hanging upside down
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