Lazy bump is orange.
sock puppet.
His eyes glazing over, Napoleon the pig slipped into death through a distant childhood memory. "Rosebud..." his throat rasped one last time.
working overtime at the alien porn factory
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Honey Boo Boo. Fat Bitch 101.
Boris enjoys a chicken.
A pig honking his own nose in fear
Hulk Hogan chokes out a taco bell employee for being foreign.
Dick-saw-o-matic 2000
Fat stick man with hitler stache sees something gross.
A negative that reaches the skies.
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