A whale going to prom makes a pun.
Zim can't handle cigarettes. A different alien can.
Picasso would be proud.
Psychic floating head has had enough gay for today
She had burned all her bridges, because she was a serial arsonist.
Flowers doing a line-dance.
Husband walks in on wifey riding the dragon. (It's green.)
a guy spilled food on himself
chickeeeen leeeeegs
Mother instructs little Billy not to talk to strangers
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