A sickly green, fat, bald and green Jesus stands inside a yelllow glowing cross on a dock. It's also night, and the moon is huge.
Man sucking his own nose
A stick child sits in front of the TV playing a video game, the illuminati pyramid is on screen saying that comedy is bad, kids
President Bernie Sanders
2 sperm lament that they have failed to stop a swordfight between a C and a plant with a ruby for a head
Make something so elaborately abstract. Then we can sit back and watch as that craziness turns into something legitimate
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