A man explains the secret behind lava lamps: magic
Disembodied head of Cthulhu stares angrily at two other disembodied heads, one that is also angry and another that is unhappy
Mouse with gun threatens ginger cat. The cat is so terrified it shits itself.
Oh dear, I appear to have forgotten my novelty lily-pad toilet.
A crab is reduced to tears after a cook with parkinson's has attempted to kill it. Having failed to do so, he has long since left.
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