A mans legs and nutsack, minus the feet and torso.
You find yourself blindfolded and naked as someone approaches you and places something on your head... What happens next is up to you...
a cute little puppy
a fly with a human head
Sign directing you to the -Utation
Cake with a top hat
Random blonde guy in a pink hoodie saying "I am aware of this."
free falling
Pacman has had it with these motherfucking ghosts in this motherfucking game
A killer computer with 56k RAM! So fuggin awesome lightning strikes anyone who disagrees.
YOU GET FISH! (100 points added to your score)
A man and a Kawaii seal are stranded. Oh well, at least the seal is adorable.
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