A yellow flower singing Led Zeppelin
Weight watchers stick man version
OH HELL NAWH!
in garfield we trust
Lame Party Boat
Animal shaped coffee mug.
Pacman is sick of his life, and wishes to start anew. He shoots himself in front of his beloved Ms. Pacman. Blinky finds drugs by his body.
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Vietnam veteran returns to the US and is mistreated by a smalltown police force. They push him too far & he reverts to his military training
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That party Lita Ford went to where she didn't get laid. (She got in a fight)
angel vomits because he saw an asteroid.He thinks they are the ugliest things in the world. God is horny because of this and shows him one
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