A monkey
Pacman eating cum with a Dunce hat and ballon gray in background
A zombie shambling along. Not seeking brains... he's got a different craving. This zombie seeks cum and nothing but. "rrrr....cum!"
sad meatball in the bedroom corner
two pink worms attempting to eat the legs of a naked woman. she claims them to be her daddy
Captain Jack Sparrow does the hokey-pokey on the island with Elizabeth Swan. They are sooo wasted.
The Jolly Green Giant went to work with diarrhea. Oh no, his job is to walk around in fields of produce! He's spreading E.coli!
"johny johny!" "yes, papa?"
Freddie Mercury gets silenced by a stressed out batch of elves. Apparently, they killed Santa. Those bastards!
A glamour blue pentagon with yellow eyes looks into the mirror and says "im so fab"
Black stickman and blue stickman trying to kill themselves by deforming their body into a twisted plus sign shape.
Penguin pack hoarding dead duck fetuses because their penguin eggs cracked because of Global Warming. Happy Feet 4, in other words.
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