Gary's car crashes on the sun and breaks it. Then the earth explodes
a human centipede wonders if it eats sugar will your diabetes get worse?
Holy jesus everything just went purple, argghhh arggh. oh god there's an arrow coming out of my head arrghh. oh god where are my legs arghhh
Kid's parents die in freak nacho accident.
I told you man. I TOLD you about stairs!
chasing your blue golf ball over a ginormous ledge.
Not a penis. Anything but a penis.
Cupcake jumping in a cup of coffee with a trampolin.
yellow pee dog pee
Edward Cullen yaois
Dragon asking about porn.
guy with earmuffs and a cap.
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