Donald Trump has bludgeoned a police officer to death with what appears to be a giant flyswatter.
The Sun hides an orange from the Bananamoonicorn as if to say "It's MINE"
The mysterious burqa drifts silently across the plain...
a ghost who wants it up the rump
A camel standing on a worm, eh? Eh? Bit of a visionary if I do say so myself. Outside the box.
Santa and the Onion Man had a child. That child grew up and now spends its time getting high by smoking severed fingers.
A delicious piece of crispy bacon.
These drinks are dangerous!
give me the yolk
insatiable cacti approach
You okay?
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