Pancakes made from urine with the blood of your firstborn child spread on top, used as a substitute for ketchup.
A kawaii sun is flirting with Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber may or may not be intrigued, we do not know, for he is not pictured.
big hears panda
an agitated glass of grape juice shoots lasers from something that looks like the state of Florida.
*bzzz**-chuu'lulu
Wiping that warm creamy shit off of his ass crack . A rabbit is near watching .
Steel cactus.
An astronaut, a dinosaur, and a lion are all on the moon
Spam soap
An angel, but one of the creepy ones, without a coherent form, but also wings
A castle on the ocean that has two giant floating shits next to it.
Obviously, that woman is lying about the stolen recip
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