A FAIRY.
Insects all playing in a band, Butterfly on vocals, Spider on drums, Lady bug on guitar, Praying Mantis on bass.
INTENSE MASTURBATION.
Crabman ejects his claw that is severely bleeding.
The boat is sinking, the life boats are empty, the shark is hungry and probably disappointed.
Bend down and lick that grave stone.
a guy put him arm down, only to find that his wenis is covered in shit
Thor ice skating
Reptar from Rugrats destroys his home town and then leaves to play a part in the next Men in Black film! YEAAAAAH!
happy cat face without a head
mulan is actually a man now
An escaped lunatic obviously needs to be escorted out of central park before someone steals his i pad.
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