A fat duck with a blonde wig riding a bicycle powered by its farts.
Usain Bolt receiving a large birthday cake
Your mother is a lovely singer and a charmer of whales.
Black santa hiding in the dark.
perveted French fucker
The blue shirt man requests help from his peers
If you woman gets raped, but she is the one that claims it, did it really happen because women are always wrong?
a chicken ninja
Have a mushroom instead
AMERICA, FUCK YEA
arizona pizza
Drop bears come in new flavors
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