Mammoth in a tree with a vagina (the tree has the vagina, not the mammoth...)
retarded
Man points at Brazil
captain america nice speak
a blue bumblebee says bzzzz
draw someone drawing someone drawing someone drawing something
Why all these notes on my dick? They ain't got no business being on my dick.
Hitler orders a custom-made nazi dildo
lemon keyface
we lobe shark teetz
Professor Farnsworth.
Speeding on a chair out the door
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