A tragic story of a gay porn addict, sits on the toilet with his laptop watching gay porn. He then opens a new tab and searches how to shit.
I use to love her ♪ but i have to kill her ♪
If only if only the woodpeker sighed, and the bark on the tree was as soft was the skies......
Becky was a beauty from south alabama, her daddy had a heart like a 9 pound hammer... (GOOGLE THIS)
a smiley heeled boot thing
The drugs forced the m&ms to dance, for eternity.
vriska uvu
A sentient tree shouts at a dead child holding a red ball.
pirate with brown beard that has a parrot
man scared of nuts
No more water on earth
Charmander rebels against it's trainer, Jesus. Charmander also hates Jesus' saxophone.
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