this fucking guy.
A Pink Elephant is about to sit on you. You may want to stop imagining a "Combo Breaker" stamp on its posterior and, you know, like, move?
You. Right now. At your computer, staring mindlessly into the screen, wishing your life hadn't turned out this way.
for me to poop on
praying llama
a jedi slicing cheese in two
an angry pencil
A big donkey dick
dragon tongue
Pyramid momhead
The sun trolls a guy.
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