*flips table*
Two plus two equals your third grade teacher growing a third eye, a long neck, and having the teeth of a monster. Also, bad hair.
She doesn't seem to enjoy insertion of the cucumber into her vagina.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, EVACUATE THE CHILDREN.
a good old fashioned hand shake between two friends!
NEW CHAIN
Nude man rides a unicorn
Konloch being a nigger
triumphant orange face
A penis merely enjoys being a penis
TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×