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drunk suicide
Some nood dood taking a whizz on a poor, defenseless goldfish while the son stares on wearing a Bane mask.
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A shotgun wedding between a yellow man and a corncob. If you don't know what a "shotgun wedding" is, I look forward to your interpretation.
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A shoe grows out of the ground, while an angel descends from the heaven to perform fellatio upon it.
A rabbit boxer punching a person.
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Worm with sunglasses riding a cloud.
Cool purple duck providing a public service announcement.
A Carrot sits, and begins to comprehend all of his sins, as a green disembodied face yells at him.
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