Either a cucumber being inserted or excreted from a rectum, or projectile diarrhea (green)
Fucking out of skips, man.
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dickmouth
A zombie
Someone be high
A man pees on the road. The joke's on him, though, a car rushes past and has its tires hit the puddle, covering the man in his own urine.
A mouse is on your arm.
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