I inflate my balls to max. I then jam cheese wizz down my urethra till it's full. I then jump on my balls and blow cheese into dogs mouth
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You must be implying that I'm Jewish.
A MAN DOSENT NO WAT TO HAVE WEATHER ETEA OF CAFFE? YOU DECIDE@!
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