hitler gives birth to a baby with a dick on his forehead, and his wife happily watches in the background while eating a banana
J's heart in the trash
Fuck U-niverse
Spengbab Skwarpentz
burt man rises
Beer, as seen by a drunk hobo.
Son! Go outside! Stop playing Diablo 3 / WoW / Doodleordie whatever it is
A terrible rage comic phrase, used in a terrible way.
Two random people piss and vomit on someone's tomb who's name is Dad.
Stinky pile of poo and a fly.
A gay person with basketballs for testicles, going about his daily business
Jesus being crucified looking up. His final words are "I can smell the lard..."
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