A disenchanted, legless old man recites poetry on a stage in an empty building. He has purple hair.
A man is so enthusiastic about ketchup that he stabs another man with a pencil
rhyming fat boy with moobs
pacman wedding.
A bodacious lizard babe.
"Do you see this, son? This is pain. Real pain."
germ with a leaking ice sowrd
2 men try to rid the bear of its headcrabs by shooting each individual one.
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Nose guy proud of himself in an electrified circus ring
Betcha didn't know where hammers came from! Well, the Mommy and Daddy hammer get together after Daddy gives Mommy flowers. And then they...
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