A bird with a severely deficient beak and set of wings (and gigantism of the eyes) tweets.
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Batman doesn't know that joker replaced his low-calorie donuts with weight gaining products.
Willach Butlerhands, at your service.
James Earl Jones playing ping pong with Mufasa.
superman tries to explain away his erectile disfunction
The beetleborgs and power rangers used biological weapons on each other.
A snake sneaking up on Aku from Samurai Jack.
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A radioactive toasted marshmellow throws off photons of pinkish red light
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