God is an American
a broken man
The riders of Rohan
an alien witha scarf and one giant eye saying "ello my fans!" and people saying "tho is that guy"
an old granny commited suicide
A bird feeding its babies the head of a barbie doll.
Fat lady gets mad on her husband and tells him to get a job.
-Get away ! -I is dumb
superman is wearing a big red crab on his head! in the background: skyscrapers and fireworks.
An underwater man meets a pretzel woman and they go to the bar to grab a drink.
someone take a poo
Cheesy burrito
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