Very polite sky writing
Half price jug of juice.
Sleepy garfield
Looking at an old lady's naked butt. Me Gusta!
A duck is sucking all the backups from your Syquest PC! You are powerless to stop it. Watch as they flow into the duck's beak.
Abstruse computer jargon.
A cross between the reddit alien, Nibbler and... a radio active seal.
Someone asks about sperm calories and someone denies that they're gay.
Relics of childhood: peanut butter, jelly, a baseball and a bat.
Oprah giving away BEES
NEW CHAIN
A nicely dressed duck is in a mexican jail for tax evasion.
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