The letter 'G' angrily pisses on the floor, despite being so close to a toilet.
A doctor is flabbergasted when Bowser shows up with Yoshi lodged firmly in his crotch.
this is why you're fat
"Are these your panties?" The magician asks as he pulls a pair of frilly, red panties from his top hat.
a feathered Velociraptor Mongoliensis narrates classic literature to a blind woman with coffee
All is but a Fish within a Fish
A graph, many colored dots are in the 1st quandrant.
A Home Depot representative is confused.
a running poop
Indie nerd hipster band
goatse or bioshock im not sure
Sno. And some blue dots I guess.
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