Letting a girl suck your finger is easy
A knight cries, but you can't see his tears because his helmet is closed and he's wearing armor.
naked man is bleeding
Captain Morgan rum
A doctor tells a punk-looking man he has worms. A worm comes out of the man's head and says "That is so punk."
Superman was turned into a hotdog!
The biggest effing f in the world is #1 at the world's fair. People are pissed & meander back to the french fry stand.
Smoking wusterl
A giant pile of cacti are travelling on their German yacht through space, when they encounter a giant flock of obscene adolescent geese.
Hilary Clinton's sex tape
Two guys let's play a rock-climbing game. They're having trouble understanding the mechanics
WOW! THAT'S HALF OF A PERSON!!!
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