A green elf trying to extinguish the fireplace with his wee, right after having sex.
Portal in Mcdonalds...
An illustration from the rare Gospel Of Moocowmoo depicting what happened to Jesus on the cross.
Dragon insulting the mother of the marshmallow brothers.
Cute owl winking
The top plug asks, 'How do I live?!' and the bottom one says 'Pineapples!'
breaking bad on nyan cat
Forever alone saying 'Are you happy' while crying
Fat Mario watching a Parana plant throw up.
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