You are gay and should feel bad about it.
GOTTA GO FAST
A poptart
I have no idea as to what I should say about this, so instead I will simply say PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!
mutated fish eats rainbow worms
The most adorable thing you can think of is now a cheap toy sold for retarded kids in the bad district of town.
a giant tick next to hamlet with a receding hairline
isaac newton
a rather sad and confused cyclops with one green eye
Robert De Niro in 'The Deer Hunter'
A dead snowman and his African American snowman best friend.
Pedo bear afraid of Chuck Norris holding a machine gun.
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