faart poop rainbows
The female dog (that looks strangely like a woman in clothes) does not like looking at her master's nude figure.
An orange stapler grows testicles.
An ass
your ice cream is melting
awesome birthday cake has pokemon and portal on it
YEAH EFGWGTWE
Three blind mice
Stay close to the outlet.
A man made entirely of chocolate chip pieces becomes the supreme leader of North Korea
Hitler is a magical girl; under her is what at first glance appears to be a pentagram, but is in actuality a swastika.
Just ask it. I dare you.
TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×