the carrot is barfing up some strange blue liquid, poor thing
horse, pig, guy, fml
An alien with a hook watches as a hippy's stomach explodes. The hippy finds this delicious. A red waterfall is nearby.
they destroyed his bird, he will destroy them. this snowman will wreck ur shit up
Kirby stars in The Hunger Games of the Anime World
Outhouse. Probably Shrek's.
Emo kids hate TV.
A dark cloud with giant lightning-boner takes a crap and is thinking about pick-up lines.
seventeen
The sun get a little too close to earth today and one unfortunate man who happened to be on his roof is burned to ash.
Meta-metaphor
An arrow designed to seek out and destroy whales.
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