Jimmy Neutron paid 11 bucks & change for a facial. A cum facial, not a spa facial.
yoda is PISSED because his CARD DECLINED at the VENDING MACHINE
Three idiots who can't draw play doodle or die
bock and calls
the grapes have achieved zen and will now murder all living beings
Two idiots talk about trees growing from a bloodshot eyeball
piss water and boogers the things jesus could not turn to wine
beer bug the friendly neighborhood alcoholic
A sad potato
Elon Musk flies to mars in a bootleg rocket and fucking dies
a tragic alligator musician spends his final moments tooting away on his tuba. he is trapped in a stomach that is slowly digesting him away.
troll face tries to make a comeback. the public does not accept, we shoot it dead right in the temple
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