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An assassin goes to kill the richest man in the world, only to be foiled by a couch dropped from the sky by clumsy God.
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Corner of West Main and Sesame St. 12:02 P.M. Victim: Male. Age: 44. C.O.D: Gunshot wound to the head. Notes: 2 cookies found near scene.
Descartes Has a long nose and has broken all 4 of his legs.
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