Hey you guys, which one of you painted my ass white? A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.
Arm dicked monster fucks a man
marios flying hat
the first fish that evolved legs is taking his first steps above the surface
A screw begs not to be screwed by a screwdriver.
a stupid fruit
A poodle rejects a golden retriever.
A dog and a cat going on a picnic.
Purple guy says "yes... yes! Black guy lying on top of a chocolate popcicle.
Pregnant girl using vacuum cleaner.
A piece of steak, or possibly a coffee bean, is running to his beloved coffee pot with a love letter written on a tea packed thingy.
Dino-Bunny, patron-superhero of Unicorn City faces his toughest challenge yet: The Mighty Regresso and his Youth Ray!
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