sexy coconut black manwoman
A person with a mild concussion.
Impatient man steps on melted crayons
Little man from space meets medieval dragon on giant diamond spiced cheese
Baby dreams of death while sleeping on top of a shed.
BOO you whore
I was so wasted last night
Kermit couldn't care less that the duckling required a forensics swab (probably to prove he was a serial killer).
Half-dressed.
The face you make when you fart
A heart composed of baby-green poop, and bobby-brown poop.
Mainstream Santa
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