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President Barack Obama decides to wear his wife's bikini to the beach!
If you could have sex with a dead celebrity, who would it be?
a naked granny who wants you to lick his pubes
I am scared of being killed by an atomic bomb
OMG! A giant paper bag has taken over earth, and is crowned king, and he is mean with sharp teeth!
The new Legend of Zelda game sucks, all they do is ralk about sex change surgery
a woman with bacon for skin wears flames for her bra
A wailmer
A can of mtn Dew and a bag of Doritos are ready to party!
two caocks tou`1ching qwtips
Hot head
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