Bear grylls.
I have mexican neighbors, they speck in tacos
The sun accidentally swallows the moon. Whoops.
I remember the day vividly. Walking home from school I noticed-wh- are those my mates' trousers?? N-no way--that's a giant turd in them! WTF
Neo knows Fag-Fu
KITTIES!!
Face makes fun of you
He-Man, afraid of being typecast, tried out constantly for more serious roles, stretching himself as an actor.
A guy's legs fall off during a threesome and a woman apologizes. You should just draw a puppy or something though.
Words saying "Donkey Raping Shit Eater" with some blue dots scattered about.
A pterodactyl screams, "PTERODACTYL POWER!!", whilst brandishing a mighty sword, thus summoning all of its brethren to join the fight.
Watch out we've got a badass over here!
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