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It's a blue whale riding on the head of a dinosaur
a goldfish in a bone, in an inky abyss
A rainbow with only the colors blue, pink, and green on it saying brb to a woman with a purple dress who is shopping at Worst Buy.
murderous stripper-nurse decapitated the other nurse's heads, and stole their appendages...
A man using a blowdryer the wrong way, who just realized he has hands
A guy at a computer typing so fast that smoke comes out of the keyboard, while looking over his shoulder at the creepy smiling guy watching.
wine and popcorn
A sure fire way to win a Darwin award.
a man who was killed by red dots
skeptical penguin analyzes the bloody death of a squirrel/beaver crossbreed
Walmart, you confuse me.
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