A purple octopus plays the guitar while wearing sunglasses and breaking a ship in half.
a old man says: You have a lot to learn, young one...
"Damn you, Lollipop! Why do you have to be so sweet to me?" "Because I love you, Grimmjow."
Just like his teeth, his eyes are never in sync.
McDonalds showed its REAL food... SHIT JUST GOT REAL
a cat looks the horizon from the top of a banana
Cookie monster snorting cookies
When does the narwhal bacon?
Canada
It's shitbird, the bird made entirely of shit, out for his daily walk in the grass.
Two excited (possibly retarded) blacks have enough money to see a movie. The man is naked. Woman has one tooth and a unibrow.
This is very illegal
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