Santa hates you, so for Christmas you're getting dildos. Well a dildo. No need to spend too much on you. Because you suck.
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Why homestuck is shitty
A fast hedgehog
DRAW YOUR BATTLESTATION.
SHADOW IN A CORNER.
A man stuck on an island has been saving his waste in a pit and is now attempting to build a pyramid out of his of putrescent fecal matter.
Cyclops from X-Men tried out his new homing laser goggles, it backfired frying his weenie.
A pro potato rider with injured knees and tomato sauce on his head
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