A man declares by letter to be married to Mystique. It is christmas.
Asian, Afroamerican, Amerifat
Lack of genitals
sunrise on acid
Black man with hella weird face is saying Hi to george, which seems to be afraid of snake comming out of blackmen's penis?
a red car offroad
A Chinese dragon passing through a windy valley on a nice spring day.
Mouse on an alligator.
A hipster is overcome with emotions over his weird hobbies and interests
elephant wish to be a giraffe
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Unwrap hot pocket, put in sleeve, microwave for 1min 30secs, shove directly in ass.
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