A plantation worker picking bananas notices a perfectly ripe fruit and points it out. Apparently also has a skin condition.
an affirmation in a box of multicolors
The mother of Yo-Yo Ma does an "around the world" with multiple yo-yo's.
Draw me like one of your french girls. Except ... I'm a fat middle-aged man with no penis (it was shorn off in a horrible oil rig accident)
Pineapple under the sea. Apparently there is a sun in the water.
A vegetarian sandwich. Seriously, get some meat in there, you pussy. You can't live in cheese, tomatoes, and lettuce.
Eggman being Sonic's #1 Fuckbuddy
A floating gun kills a man who bleeds a LOT
Sonic under intensive care
a dick was placed beside a microscope.
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