a man holding a steak that he wants to put in a sock :)
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Old Mr. Banana ambles through the rain.
I'm gonna eat this pizza, and no one's gonna stop me.
Ruby red frog
Men are obliged to sprout lightbulb penises from their forehead to earn the affection of Rapunzel.
a cigarette that was forced into a woman's vagina on her period
SpongeBob made the perfect Crabby Patty
Now,that's a HOT dawg. ;j
NEW CHAIN
Two stupid cats having human emotions, which is stupid as fuck. Goddamn.
John sits on the couch, idly staring off in the distance as his wife verbally vomits on him.
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