a fat guy with a false sense of reality posts a picture of his unfortunate physique on the internet in order to attract a mate
NO. BAD sea monster. DOWN. STAY down. STAY DOWN.
fire raining down from the heavens upon an orphanage
Racism says the black child.
A sad antenna tv.... so outdated...
Crocodile with poor grammar, Ps. I love you <3
Gentleman sees a woman and has one of those eyes-popped-out reactions. Also, his anatomically correct heart flies out of his chest.
I'm fapping to Goku
Hee hee...good lesson on why you aren't supposed to run with scissors. (good one!)
dark sanic
That shark is gonna sex your mother. And he's gonna make you watch.
A man saying "I L Got"
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