A cup of coffee that is half full.
Crab king boner
A pig breastfeeding its babes... One of the piglets isn't a piglet at all!
The previous artist couldn't draw a sammich
suck my doodle or die
Uncle bill has whipped his manhood out right on front of little Jimmy's cake (right in front of him).
can you see him?
shilary, the diranged prostitute
bitch has no head
Some weird language
dinosaur stranded on a pink hippo in the ocean
A shoe-man feels sorry for his broken bike.
TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×